Doug from South Burlington, Vt. asks: “When I’m watching a Yankees game, every time do a shot of tequila the Yankees score a run. I wanna catch a buzz, but I hate the f*****g Yankees. What should I do?”

 A: Duh, that’s easy. Change the channel. Or do what I do and switch to Jagermeister. No, seriously, just go back to drinking shots of ice cold Sambuca and all will be right with the world.